About 8 Years Ago On Halloween I Went To Clean My Face And Grabbed What I Thought Was A Clump Of Makeup In My Eyelash And Pulled..... Yeah, It Was My Artificial Tear Duct

Went 20 Years Without Brushing Teeth

Black Widow Bite

Dislocated My Ankle At A Trampoline Park (18m)

You Know How Women Just Back Up To The Toilet And Sit Down? I'm So Glad I Looked

I've Had Worse Dates

Ten Years Ago Today I Got A Pencil Stuck In My Foot

Was Eating Fried Rice And I Bit Into A F*cking Cockroach

I Turned Away For Maybe Two Minutes And A Fly Laid Eggs On My Pizza

My Buddy Has Trenchfoot

Til Urethral Sounding Is A Thing People Do

Just Had This Popped At The Hospital!

Just Pulled This Out Of My Patient’s Ear

My Xray After Breaking My Back

My Brother's Toe Nail He Refuses To Care For. Total Pork Rind

My Finger Got Caught In An Hydraulic Press At Work. No Idea How I Still Have A Finger. Nothing Broken, Just Sh*tty To Look At And Hurts Like Hell

My Tooth Has Long Roots

Accidentally Dropped A Fork And Stepped On It

Tasty Cystic Flavor

Severe Scalp Plaque Psoriasis

Suddenly My Life Isn’t So Bad. A diagram of how John Jones was stuck for 27 hours in a cave before passing away

Psoriasis Sucks. ~97% In October Of 2022, Just Before Starting Humira

3 I Think I Removed Some Brain Matter When I Took Out My AirPods

Ate Part Of This Today And Didn’t Realize It Was Moldy

Tower Made From Chewing Tobacco Spit And Cigarette Butts. Please Excuse Me While I Toss Myself From The Nearest Balcony

My Sons Baby Tooth Won’t Fall Out. Dentist Won’t Remove It

Very Bad Inflammation After Tooth Extraction

New Car Guys What You Think?

When They Move Out But Don’t Clean Their Fridge

I Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Take Apart My Foot Scrubber And Clean It. I Wondered Why It Smelled Like Death